[Game] Throw something at the next poster

As the title says, throw something -- anything! at the next poster.

The next poster will then deal with it and throw something else at the next poster.
Nonsense is allowed.

Example:
Poster 1: *throws a dangerous snake at the next poster*

Poster 2: /summons Bear Grylls who neutralizes the snake within a second
Poster 2: *Throws a brick at the next poster*

Clear?

/Throws a hungry Australian crocodile at the next poster

/Resurrects Steve Irwin who then wrestles it to the ground and lulls it to sleep with his accent.

*Throws a can of Mountain Dew at the next poster*

*Summons Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicks it to the next poster*

/summons a programmer who catches the mountain dew and drinks it

* throws a badger at the next poster

/summons feral starved cat who shreds badger for dinner

*throws a watermelon at the next poster

/catches and eats it/ Hey, thanks!

*Throws a brick at the next poster

/Bends down to catch a shinny penny...and hits an old lady. OMG, did you guys see that?
*Throws a troll at the next poster.

-Dodges while not spilling a drop of my coffee- Nice try

Leans back and light speed kicks throwing my converse at the next poster causing a sonic boom.
Here catch -sips from the cup-

- thank god i'm deaf!!! and because of that my reaction speed is like lightning speed. So i easily catch the converse and put them on . Thnx mate! xD

I am now throwing a mythical creature which can't be dodged. He surely wants to kill you! "Good luck on that one you a**hole!!"