I found this on the Aion forums, too funny not to share.... Enjoy!
Nothing at all is ever lolicopter funner
than when I log on and facemash keyboard as gunner
I pewpew and zingzing and blow things to bits
and stun and silence and proc magic crits
I afk dredgion and put fluffy kitten on keyboard
and return to find kitten got most pvp kills on leaderboard
I have a big magic cannon for even more lols
to nuke emoelmos full of big magic holes
But theres one thing however that does make me sad
And thats going from gunner to playing my gimped undergeared glad.